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“When a Criminal Minds fan wakes up as Paget Brewster, a small romantic twinge for Reid may shatter the whole team. DISCONTINUED”

Tags: i am so confused thank god for small favours criminal minds badfic
November 06, 2011
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“Spencer’s wearing a kilt, complete the fur-covered pouch in the front and garters for his socks. He has no right looking that sexy. - Hotch/Reid SLASH, mild D/s, smut ahoy!”

Tags: well Reid IS a very Scottish name! spencer reid aaron hotchner badfic
October 07, 2011
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“Reid is turned into a dog by a crazed unsub who wants to make money by entering him in dog shows. Will his team be able to find him, or even figure out he is a dog, or will he live as a dog with the man forever? Warning Reid whump, animal abuse.”

Tags: celebrating the return of CM with my very favorite summary warning: animal abuse spencer reid criminal minds badfic
September 20, 2011
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“Spencer didn’t just want to find Rileys killer but his own personal dementor. But someone special reassures him he is wonderful and strong. Please review!”

Tags: I didn't know the Ministry of Magic offered personal dementors! Spencer Reid
September 18, 2011
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“It isn’t until Spencer Reid has surgery to remove his brain tumors that the members of the BAU meet his superbly hidden girlfriend.”

Tags: why is it always brain? i suppose its better than ass tumors but still does he keep her under the bed or in the closet i wonder
September 10, 2011
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“While looking for an unsub, Hotch and Emily are accidently covered in a caustic acid powder that begins to eat away their clothing. The cure? Baby oil. HAVE FUN. Rated M for Mature, naked, oily smutty adult fun.”

Tags: I've heard acid makes a great lubricant Aaron Hotchner Emily Prentiss Priorities
September 06, 2011
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Thanks! They are the only creative part of this blog so I do my best. :D

September 06, 2011
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“Start of story about Spencer finding love. ‘…He was still immersed in the dim, wet wonder of the folded wings that might open if someone loved him…’ UST but could become M. No more until at least 10 reviews. Initial procedural, but not any further.”

Tags: is this vaginal? criminal minds badfic spencer reid
September 05, 2011
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“Haha, yes. once again we’ve gone and turned Reid into a bloodthirsty demon of the night. but it’s a good story- atleast in my opinion- and you should give it a glance :D”

Tags: I almost feel bad because the author seems to sweet spencer reid criminal minds badfic
August 31, 2011
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“An unsub is haunting the streets of Provincetown Cape Cod. He transforms his victims, dressing them as his favorite characters. The team faces danger at every turn and if they’re not careful, one of their own may end up his personal favorite.”

Tags: badfic but WHY Provincetown? criminal minds not sure if meta
August 27, 2011

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