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“AU. Based on “Conflicted” Adam/Amanda . Spencer suffers from PTSD and has a second, female, personality working as a hooker. Derek vows to save him. Set in New Orleans. Adult material, including slash, cross-dressing, sex, references to rape and drug use”

Tags: Morgan/Hooker Criminal Minds Badfic Spencer Reid Derek Morgan
August 25, 2011
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“Supervisory Special Agent in Charge Aaron Hotchner dresses like a cowboy. Does he make Supervisory Special Agent Emily Prentiss take notice of him?”

Tags: Only if the chaps are assless Aaron Hotchner Emily Prentiss Badfic
August 23, 2011
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“seventeen year old Spencer Reid lives with his abusesive father, who is also a drug dealer. What happens when a deal goes wrong? non-con,abuse”

Tags: wait this is criminal minds right? badfic spencer reid submission
August 21, 2011
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“Her breasts were in a war with her bra. They wanted to escape, and they wanted to do it now!”

Tags: criminal minds badfic Is this a horror film or a war movie
August 19, 2011
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“Spencer was born in 1513 and is half-dragon, half human. Now he is working in the BAU in the present. But being a dragon is never an easy life.”

Tags: Criminal Minds This story gives Alaskan Fire Dragon a whole new perspective spencer reid badfic
August 17, 2011
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“Suddenly Reid couldn’t be bothered by the disgust in the man’s eyes, he was too busy worrying about the elephant sitting on his chest.”

Tags: Criminal Minds Spencer Reid Badfic I'll bet that elephant is heavy
August 16, 2011
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“Oneshot. Hotch and Reid shop for tampons! The stakes are very high. Can Hotch find the right ones? Will Reid survive? Rated T, but there is a little bit of naughtiness. COMPLETE.”

Tags: Criminal Minds Spencer Reid Aaron Hotchner Badfic You lost me at naughtiness
August 15, 2011
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“Drabble about how smart Reid is. In a good way.”

Tags: Criminal Minds Badfic Smart people r teh sux0r
August 14, 2011
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“One Shot They had a tough case and all she want’s is a long soak in the bath, but he has other plans, such as washing her hair. Sounds simple enough right? The pairing is Reid and one of the female characters from the team. I leave it up to you.”

Tags: Criminal Minds Spencer Reid Badfic Generic Vagina Syndrome
August 13, 2011
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“Psst…Wanna look at something naughty?”

Tags: Criminal Minds Badfic Not particularly
August 12, 2011
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